Read about how I’m an internet stalker and sexual deviant in this toothpaste review that I wrote:
I have been thinking a lot about teeth recently because I had those silly vestigial chompers taken out last week. (Side story: apparently, while under anaesthesia and with my arms fastened tightly in restraints, I still managed to grab onto and refuse to let go of a hygienist’s breast. I am now infamous at the oral and maxillofacial surgery place, and may or may not be some kind of sexual freight train.)
